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'I GET TO BE A SECRET AGENT?' Barbie askedwhen she turned in her report for the Cape Cod Caper. Becky wasfeeling a paraphernalia of human emotions when she heard this news ather desk, mostly anger and hatred. Becky screamed and thought a gunwould be needed to kill herself.
'And Ms. Cunningham, you will be assisting Ms.Richards!' said George Tenet.
'Grr…' Becky growled. Their first missionwas to infiltrate a fair and Barbie got a gun.
'A Walther PPK! I feel like James Bond!'Barbie said, like a moron while Becky followed.
'Can I have a gun so I can shoot you and makeit look like an accident?' Becky asked, angrily.
'Becky, you are just hilarious!' Barbie said.'You go distract the guard so I can find the first clue to wherethis villainous this villain is!'
'I hope you die.' Becky muttered. Beckywheeled up to the guard. 'There's a jerk over there, do you havea gun?' When this was said, guards swarmed to Barbie and Becky gotthe nano suit out, which made Barbie invisible to all of the guards.Barbie rolled over and started shooting at the guards, she judokicked an MP5K out of a guards hand and finished them off, Beckywatched wide-eyed.
'How did you do that?' she asked Barbie. 'Iwanted you to die and it didn't happen!'
'Well Becky, I trained in martial arts andweapons but it's so much work! I'll never do that again!'Barbie said. Becky frowned and wanted to pick up the guns and shootBarbie repeatedly. She came to the room where the clue was and itwas.
'That's 'Walk Like an Egyptian' by theBangles!' Becky said.
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'Egyptian? Let's go to Nepal!'
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! You idiot, I will nottag along with you! I hate your face you jerk! You take the creditfor my sleuthing and end up almost killing me in the process and younever caught on to me hating you and wanting you dead, you tell mystory of how I became handicapped and it drives me crazy! I HATE YOU,BARBARA ANN RICHARDS! I SHOULD HAVE YOUR JOB! YOU'RE A DUMB BLONDEPSYCHOPATH!' Becky shouted on her tirade.
'Becky, that's such a funny thing to say! Youshould write a play!' said the biggest moron on the planet.
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'Ugh… take me to Nepal', Becky said,tiredly. Becky pre-boarded the plane and Barbie once again told herstory to validate her being handicapped. On the long way, Barbieordered Trout Almondine for her meal, knowing Becky had told her shewas allergic to fish and nuts. Becky's face swelled up and herhands got red and splotchy and she looked like a mess.
'YOU AIRHEADED MORON! I HAVE TOLD YOU HOW MANYTIMES I'M ALLERGIC TO THAT!' Becky said as she neared death. 'GETMY EPIPEN!' Barbie moronically scrambled for the bag and squirtedout the whole Epipen shot in the air.
'MORON! YOU ONLY DO IT A LITTLE BIT! WHY DIDYOU DO THAT?'
'I see them do that on shows all the time,especially House, and E.R., and The Practice!' Barbie said namingall the shows she's seen that happen.
'NOW I'LL DIE! THANKS A LOT YOU AIRHEADEDMORON!' Becky shouted.
'Wait! We're over Pakistani Airspace! Whydon't I drop you in a parachute and you can go in a hospital!'Barbie said. She pressed the stewardess button and asked for aparachute and since everyone on the plane was a jerk, they compliedwith Barbie's idiocy.
'NO! I WON'T GO! THEY'LL SHOOT ME DOWN!'Becky said.
'Have a nice day, miss!' the stewardess saidand wheeled Becky out the door, the parachute opening automatically10 seconds later. When she was far enough from the plane, she rippedoff the swollen suit she was wearing and took out a cellular phone.
'Hello Ken? Yes, prep the base for ready.Barbie is coming to Nepal, I knew she'd say something totallyopposite to Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles! Okay, have someforces pick me up from the air, I'm sending you my coordinates!Thanks sweetie!' Becky said and hung the phone up. She then didsomething so strange and so out of character it was amazing, shestood up. Yes, Becky was never handicapped, it was all an act. Shewas really the head of the largest criminal organization in theworld, al-Becky. Becky was half-Iranian and her father passed theorganization presidency down to her and her family was killed in abombing by a rival organization. And she was having an affair withKen.
At Kathmandu Int'l Airport…
The idiot Barbie got off the plane and got to themain airport where a limo driver was holding up a sign readingRICHARDS and knowing the moronic idiot Barbie is, Becky knew shewould take the limo to her criminal headquarters underneath a fauxBuddhist monastery. She got in the limo.
'So driver where are we going?' she asked.Two guns went to her head when the question was asked. 'Oh, aChinese Wild West Shootout?' The limo went to the undergroundheadquarters where Becky awaited her arrival. Barbie was handcuffedand taken down an elevator to see Becky at the bottom in all blackwith a white B on the front and the star/moon symbol of Islam on theback.
'Hello Barbie!' Becky said when she got tothe ground.
'BECKY! You're the villain?' she asked.
'Finally you get it right! And I have beenduring every one of our mysteries! Let's watch!' A flat screen TVlowered from a ceiling and Becky turned on the TV. A title popped upon the screen that says 'How Stupid is Barbie Exactly? HowI tricked the moron every time!' and it showed Becky'sincident on the slide.
Wanda waved her wand and while Barbie walked offto be moronic, flashing her away and Becky's wheelchair fifty feetabove the slide and when Becky got down from the slide she laidmangled in the wreckage. Then in the hotel, it showed Becky walkingup the stairs when all the jerks made her and when she flew into theair she grabbed a hang glider and flew away into the night. FIN itsaid at the end.
'Oh my God! You can walk!'
'That's right and I'm having an affair withyour boyfriend!' Ken stepped out from the doors.
'KEN! OH THAT'S IT BECKY! You'regoing down!' Barbie said breaking out of the handcuffs and shecharged at Becky. When she got there Becky pushed her into the lavapit.
'Well that was fast! Guards, we have to go to ameeting with the High Council!' Becky said.
In the Lava Pit…
The moron landed on a rock and was not searedaway to nothing by the lava. She then found something in an alcovethat would not make her the airheaded moron that Becky always said ofher. Her brain was a jar being kept up very well. She went throughbrain reinstalling machine putting her brain back in place, now thejuices were flowing and she was no longer an airheaded moron.
She climbed up the cliff and found the door toBecky's HQ locked and she was putting it on self-destruct to fly toher other base in Japan.
'I've gotta find a way out of here!' Barbiesaid, her first intelligent words in about 8 years. She reloaded theWalther PPK and got in the elevator hearing Becky's voice.
'The base will self-destruct in 10 minutes asthe High Council, Ken, and I go to Japan. Please lay for your lastmoments of prayer, thank you for your loyalty. And Barbie, if you'restill alive, I hope you rot and you're the first to die in thisself-destruction.'
'Sorry Rebecca! It's time for you to bestopped and I'll be escaping thank you very much!' Barbie said onthe intercom. 'And I'm no longer the airheaded moron you accusedme of being so many times!' Barbie rushed out of the elevator asthe monastery crumbled into the ground. She ran to the airport.
'Harro! I am Japanese, how-a can I herrep you?'the Japanese man said at the currency exchange in the airport.
'Barbara Ann Richards, CIA!' Barbie said,flipping out her badge to him. 'Convert all of this money toJapanese Yen please!' She drank a swig of Fiji Water.
'Hmm… you are a verupturous woman, rould yourike to have some sushi rith me?' the Japanese man asked.
'No.' And was given her money and headed tothe plane. Though Barbie got her brain back, she went to the wrongplane.
'Haro, ris is your captain shpeaking. Re aredepawating fowa Nunking, China! Hava a nice friiight.' The Chinesepilot said.
'NO!' Barbie yelled. She ran to the front ofthe plane and pulled her gun. The Chinese screamed and startedrunning out of the plane. The plane was taking off! It was headingdown the runway and ready for departure. Barbie opened the cockpitand hit the co-pilot with her gun and the pilot knocked it back intothe passenger section. They wrestled for the pilot seat and they fellout of the pilot's emergency exit door.
'Ris is just rike ta movie Gorrrdeneye!'Barbie punched his face and left him there unconscious. She snagged aluggage car from an unsuspecting Nepali man. She put the pedal to themedal and stacked all the cargo logs on the go pedal and got on topof the stair car part as the cargo hatch was closing. She jumped inand ran up the ramp to meet the Japanese contact, Mrs. Tanaka or asBarbie the Moron would call her Mrs. Ton-of-Caka. She flew the planeover Mt. Fiji where the woman lived and jumped out of the planeletting it fly off into the distance, knowing it would run out offuel over the Pacific, as she dropped to the ground she knocked onTanaka's door.
'Haro… I am Mrs. Tanaka!' she said andBarbie entered her house.
'Do you have any information on BeckyCunningham? Can you show me her CIA profile?'
'Res!'
Name: Rebecca Fahliz al-Kuneega (Cunningham)
Place of Birth: Persepolis, Iran
D.O.B.: September 30th, 1970
Education: University of Tehran, B.S. CriminalJustice
Current Position: Technology Assistant on TeamBarbie
Bio: Rebecca al-Kuneega was the daughter ofterrorist leader, Anwar al-Kuneega. She was left paralyzed in herlegs while escaping a bombing of their estate in the mid-70s. She waspicked up by the CIA and paid her schooling. Was an FBI TechChairperson and assistant to Barbie Richards and made Tech Assistantto Ms. Richards.
'What have you picked up on your radar?'Barbie asked.
'I pick up plane going into Mount Fiji! Hurryto there, there's a gondola on the back of my house.' Then theroof exploded and al-Becky ninjas broke through.
'Barbara Ann! Take myhand!' Mrs. Tanaka yelled. And Mrs. Tanaka took a katana from thewall and fought off the attackers.
'You must hurry, Barbara Ann!' she said whileshe sliced up the ninjas. Barbie got in the gondola and it sped upthe rail. She got to the top of Mount Fiji and jumped down the hatch.
'Yes! We'll be blasting off into space fromour stolen rockets I acquired from NASA! Then, I set off everynuclear missile in the world, causing complete chaos!' Becky said.
'Not if I have anything to do with it!'Barbie said running out of the elevator. She punched the big jerk inthe face and she fell to the ground.
'I'm not an airheaded moron anymore Becky soyou're evenly matched!' Barbie quipped.
'Guards!' Guards poured into the room andBarbie judo-kicked the gun out of the guards hands and unleashed areign of terror on the jerks. She saw Becky's wheelchair in thecorner.
'Hey Becky!' Barbie yelled. Becky turned herhead. 'Now I remembered your wheelchair!' And charged at Beckyknocking her off the platform and down below to the cement.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!' Becky yelledand fell on the cement clutching for life. Barbie then made amakeshift bomb by strapping timed mines to the wheelchair.
'And in case that didn't kill you!' Barbieyelled she tossed the wheelchair down. 5…4…3…2…1…Blip-blip.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!YOU AIRHEADED MORON!' Becky said as the wheelchair bomb exploded,ultimately killing her. She then turned her attention to Ken who wasrunning to a rocket ship.
'Barbie, we had some good times but now it'stime for you to die!' Ken yelled. He ran into the room and lockedthe door behind Barbie, sneering at her. A button for the sprinklersystem was right outside the room though and as Ken opened thecircuit breaker to turn the rocket ship controls on, Barbie pushedthe button. KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT. The electricity ran throughKen's body and his eyes flashed blue. His charred body collapsed.
'Sorry honey, we had some good times but it wasjust to shocking to see you do this!' However the electricalmeltdown armed the controls and opened the doors. Barbie had to boardthe rockets to prevent the high council from arming the missiles. Thehigh council was Kim, Teresa, and the Kierra. They were launched intospace and Barbie made her space shuttle turn so she would break thespace shuttles and destroy them. When this happened, Barbie'srocket plummeted toward the earth and toward the Pacific Ocean.
The airplane that she abandoned was also rightwhere her space shuttle was going to crash and there was a very largeexplosion.
'Agh!' Barbie yelled.
Two days later…
A United States Helicopter found the wreckage ofthe airplane and shuttle scattered about the Pacific Ocean. Alsothere was Barbara Ann Richards, dead. They picked her up and had anhonorable funeral for her for how she single-handedly brought down amajor criminal organization. She received an honorary doctorate fromevery college/university in the United States.
'Barbara Ann Richards is the greatest secretagent in the history of the United States. We are very sad for herdeath but we use her as a model for all people in the future!'George Tenet said.
Name: Barbara Ann Richards
Occupation: CIA Secret Agent
Status: Deceased
KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! KZZZZZZZZZZZZT! SHOOM!Barbara Ann Richards was transported into another world and wasconfronted by a jerk in a blue business suit, his voice was annoying,and his skin was terribly pale. This was not Todd Alcott but a G-Man.
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'That's apparent. What do you want with me?'Barbie asked.
'Ms. Richards, I require an………. Employee.To fight something… loony.'
'Loony?'
'Loony. The Combine to be exact. I'm placingyou in the yeeeeeeeeeeeear 2029 butttt before we leave I'd like toshow you something!' the jerk said transporting her into the crashsite of the plane and the shuttle.
'There you are. Dead here. Alive there. Youwill take on a new name. I will see you up aheeeeeeeeead!' the jerksaid.
Name???
Status???
Occupation: Employed by a jerk
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So, I'm a big fan of the Spy themed movies: Kingsman, Man from U.N.C.L.E, even Bond franchise. But I think, that cartoon spies could be very cool as well. I'm counting down my personal top of the cartoon secret agents. Reminder: it's my opinion, sometimes it could differ from others.
Let's go!
7. Inspector Gadget
This show was very fun to watch. Okey, inspector himself without his beloved niece Penny and dog probably wouldn't go so far, but I like him anyway. And I think it's kind of cool that he is a kid friendly version of Robocop.
6. Archer.
I'm not a big fan of Archer, but I appreciate that creators of this show did. A lot specific humor and great animation. Kind of parody on the Bond like movies. And the main character of course. He is gorgeous.
5. Penguins from Madagascar.
They are not kind of secret agents you would expect to see in the field, bit in all the affairs they took part in, they showing their intelligence and talent for espionage. My personal favourite is Skipper.
4. Perry the platypus.
One of the main heroes from the Phineas and Ferb. His pseudonym is Agent P and he of course has a life enemy. He is very clever and quick thinker. by the way, where is Perry?
3. Ralph.
Leader of the crew from the The Secret Files of the Spy Dogs. He is kind, clever and caring. He is very dedicated to his friends and human family. And his job.
2. Kim Possible.
Call me, beep me ;) Kim is the best example of the secret agent: cool, smart, strong and always ready for the job.
1. Sam.
Totally spies was my favourite. I've never been completely girly girl, but I loved the cartoon about spies who in the same time quite girly. But especially I liked Sam. She is intelligent and can solve almost any problem. :3
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That's it. Share in comments down below who is yours favourite spy in cartoon. :)